Perry: I heard you went to trial for stealing someone’s luggage!

Sherry: Yes, but they let me go…it was a briefcase

Why did the masseur get fired?? He rubbed people the wrong way….

How much training do you need to become a trash collector?? Not much. You pick it up as you go along….

Mack: I heard you have a good roof joke. Can I hear it?

Jack: Nope. It is over your head.

We have a choice everyday regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day.

We cannot change the past, we cannot change the inevitable.

The only thing we can do is play on the one string we have, and that is our attitude.

Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it.

And so it is with you….we are in charge of our attitudes.

–Charles Swindoll

Thank you both!

Great job Sales team!

Eggs are hard to beat when it comes to
nutritional value and variety for meals and
snacks.
An inexpensive source of protein, a single
egg contains a little bit of almost every
nutrient the body needs and has only 74.4
calories. The American Heart Association
(AHA) guidelines allow an egg a day for
healthy adults.
THERE ARE MANY WAYS TO ENJOY AN
EGG, INCLUDING:
Boiled. Easy to eat and great as a snack
to help you feel full and satisfied.
Sunny side up or over easy. Enjoy with a
slice of whole-wheat toast.
Scrambled. Add vegetables such onions,
peppers or chopped tomato.
Folded. Omelets can be filled with almost
anything, like spinach, mushrooms
and a tiny bit of light cheese.
Poached. Simmer gently in water and
hold the hollandaise sauce.
Always store eggs in the refrigerator and
cook them thoroughly

After 33 years, Leo Chicoine is retiring. Friday, March 26th is his last day. If you see Leo, wish him Good Luck!

Super Report Writer Generated Report

Firstname	Lastname	Department_Desc	Hire_Date	Position
CHAYTON	WODECKI	Honda Sales	03/08/2021	SALESMAN-HONDA
NILDA	RODRIGUEZ	North Service	03/08/2021	SVC PORTER
NAYLIN	HERNANDEZ	Administrative Staff	03/15/2021	FACILITIES
ALONDRA	SANDOVAL	Kia Service	03/15/2021	ASM-Kia
KAYLEE	KILLINGSWORTH	Honda Sales	03/15/2021	SALESMAN-HONDA
VANDO	MARTINEZ	North Service	03/15/2021	TECHNICIAN
ERNESTO	FIGUEROA	North Side Pre Owned	03/22/2021	SALESMAN-PON
MIKE	NAJUCH	Finance Northside	03/22/2021	FINANCE CLOSER
YASENIA	ACEVEDO	BDC Reception	3/26/2021	BDC RECEPTION
DENNIS	ACOSTA	Chevrolet Service	03/29/2021	LUBE TECH
MATTHEW	SMITH	North Service	3/29/2021	TECHNICIAN

EE Name	Sub Departments Desc	HireDate	Years of Service
GRAVEL, JOHN J	North Service Tech	04/15/1983	38 Years
LINDERHOLM, JUDY	North Service Admin	04/12/1995	26 Years
BROCK, TRAVIS J	North Side Detail Manager	04/11/2000	21 Years
PHILLIPS, ADAM J	North Service ASM/Other	04/13/2006	15 Years
BAIRD, NEWMAN M	Chevrolet Parts Countermen	04/04/2012	9 Years
BRYANT, MELISSA K	Administrative Support Staff	04/01/2013	8 Years
OSBORNE, MISTY N	Body Shop Admin	04/21/2014	7 Years
AVISO, CRIS	Finance Director	04/22/2014	7 Years
BENDECK, ISSA T	Chevrolet Sales Admin	04/02/2015	6 Years
DYMOND, ETHAN S	North Service Tech	04/04/2016	5 Years
MCQUESTION, CHRIS	South Side Pre Owned Sales	04/04/2016	5 Years
PENNEY, BRIAN H	Chevrolet Parts Countermen	04/18/2016	5 Years
SIMMONS, VICKI J	Administrative Support Staff	04/02/2018	4 Years
FELICIANO, FRANCISCO	Body Shop Other	04/10/2017	4 Years
STEPHENS, JOSHUA O	Kia Service Tech	04/10/2017	4 Years
SCHROM, JARRETT R	Chevrolet Service ASM/Other	04/30/2018	4 Years
KITZMILLER, MATT	Body Shop Tech	04/02/2018	3 Years
WOODSIDE, KELLI	North Service Admin	04/01/2019	2 Years
SHAFFER, BRIAN K	Chevrolet Service Tech	04/10/2019	2 Years
ALLEN, ERIC J	Finance PreOwn	04/15/2019	2 Years
MATOS, MICHAEL J	Chevrolet Other	04/22/2019	2 Years
SEIBERT, JORDAN S	North Parts Countermen	04/24/2019	2 Years
ROJAS, ENMANUEL V	North Service Tech	04/27/2020	1 Year