What do dentists call their x-rays?

Tooth pics!

 Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?

It had great food, but no atmosphere.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, it just waved.

Do you want to hear a construction joke?

Sorry, I’m still working on it.

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt quacks!

Why did the bullet end up losing his job?

He got fired.

What does a house wear?

Address!

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands. (I love this joke because it never grows old.)