Perry: I heard you went to trial for stealing someone’s luggage!

Sherry: Yes, but they let me go…it was a briefcase

Why did the masseur get fired?? He rubbed people the wrong way….

How much training do you need to become a trash collector?? Not much. You pick it up as you go along….

Mack: I heard you have a good roof joke. Can I hear it?

Jack: Nope. It is over your head.